Thursday, February 19, 2009

Everyone Else is Doing It

Whenever you listen to a live album recorded in Japan the crowd sounds hysterial.

Doesn't matter if it's Cheap Trick or Brian Seitzer, they go nuts.

Written by 20-somethings dressed like Lolita in Wonderland, cell-phone novels (Keitai Shosetsu) about girls who learn their lovers are half-brothers, or who sell themselves to pay for their boyfriend's operation but die of AIDS instead, garner 1.8 million hits, and are replicated in manga, film and hardcover.

While technology empowers the freedom to type 10,000 words a day on an hour's bullet train commute, what's written so, tends to reinforce traditional values.

The women who write Keitai Shosetsu nevertheless are considered slightly abnormal (otaku).

Less a commercial venture, slightly abnormal English otaku William Tyndale, utilizing new 16th century techology, fatally, manages to change history

The Spotsyltuckian stalks out of a lecture by tv critic Marvin Kitson after he opens by stating there is nothing on but public television.

Clive James enrages by writing that "the story of a mentality as gripping as a thriller equals the same thrill as what the numberless readers of a book like the DaVinci Code are really after: they have just chosen arid territory in which to seek it."

Sez who.

Listen to Zappa, then, Michael W. Smith.

In the aptly named, Duty of Delight, slightly abnormal otaku Dorothy writes, "the professor has been out on a drunk and is lying trembling in his room while he is here. He has just stolen $5 from me, the dollars we had to send the sharecropper packages of clothes, and he must be tormented in soul as in body, weary of the idea of personal responsibility."

This is helpful.

Our slightly abnormal Pope, the Times reports, is "a theologian more at home in the library than the stadium Mass, more attuned to many doctrinal questions rather than potential political ramifications," like obsessing upon the efficacy of indulgences intended to reduce sentences in Purgatory.

While not helpful, it is so weird, it's definitely otaku.

Slightly abnormal impact is dependent upon reach and investment.

Otaku-Spotsyltuckian could be a Japanese cult favorite.

I wish.

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